

marinate noodles with oyster sauce & hoisin sauce
Lo mein isn't really Vietnamese but I like and it's super cheap to make. Marinate the cooked spaghetti with some oyster sauce, hoisin sauce, soy sauce. Fry whatever meat you want with onions, scallions, garlic, vegetables if you want. Add cooked spaghetti and some drops of sesame oil (it's pretty strong so don't overdue it, a drop at a time and taste). Add some more oyster sauce, hoisin sauce & soy sauce to taste.
To dumb it down so the the GED folks aka damn haterz in this building can cook something for themselves too...
Use Ramen noodles instead! Boil with seasoning and drain. You just made yourself some RAMEIN!
Next thing I know, the halls gonna be smelling like burnt soy sauce! hehehaha!