Sunday, September 14, 2008

EXTRA. EXTRA. READ ALL ABOUT IT! LOOKS like we gittin' our FIRST OFFER comin' in!

From ANONYMOUS:

"If you are ever interested in turning a quick profit on your apartment I would be eager to buy you out of the building. The sooner the better!

Think about it. $$$$$ There is a profit to be turned. Don't get greedy just because you know I want you to disappear behind a TUMBLE WEED or CACTUS PLANT. Keep it reasonable and within a fair profit margin and go get your kicks on Route 66 where you belong."


Let's let supply and demand dictate the price. You're too cute when you say "don't get greedy...keep it reasonable." HAHAHA...TOO CUTE. Anyhow, go ahead, send your attorney. Also, it would be nice to reveal who you are so Langstonians know who their "savior" is. Furthermore, you can give some credibility to yourself and not be a hypocrite for telling me I'm hiding behind my computer. Surely, many people already know who I am and what my name is. Yes, it is Karan Nguyen. If you know anything about Vietnamese (remember the war), you'll know I'm not scared. Furthermore, I'm an OKIE. There's something called the "OKLAHOMA STANDARD" It means RESILIENCE IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY. IT MEANS STRENGTH AND COMPASSION THAT WILL NOT BE DEFEATED.

So make yourself known. It can only do you good. If you're running for the board at the upcoming election, it will boost your ratings tremendously to make your offer a part of your campaign, since according to you, SO MANY people hate me.

I'd love to move back to Oklahoma and have me a nice house with a lawn and white picket fences. I can't wait to entertain your fabulous offer. My attorney is on call 24 hours so GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You guys are kind of mean over there. Langston was supposed to be good for the community but you guys scare me more than the PJ and tenement folks. LOL! More money, more problems!

Yeah, they don't know you. My last boss was a Nguyen too. Little Vietnamese refugee who pulled herself up by her bootstraps. You couldn't mess with her though. She was short but scrappy.

Anonymous said...

I recall some people talking about a community room at some of the first meetings. Maybe this secret person will buy her place and donate it to the Langston.

Harlem BuBu said...

The person said the sooner the better but I'm still here waiting on this offer. What happened? Did I not respond quick enough?

Just what I thought. A whole lotta talk.

Geez, got me all excited that I'm gonna be goin back to the boonies. Even started packing a lil bit. Dang. Dang. Dang.

Yojimbot said...

Just remember, if you sell your primary residence before 2 years, you have to pay capital gains tax. Hang in there, the fires will die down. All of this is totally normal (believe me), the drama, the backbiting, the notes passed in 4th period Earth Science (wait, that was Junior High), its all part of the process of forging a neighborhood. Plus, what would you blog about out in Oklahoma?

Harlem BuBu said...

If Anonymous Poster really wants my place bad enough, he'll have to pay up. Pay off my mortgage, pay ALL the subsidies, pay all the wonderful little costs associated with me selling my home. Plus give me a hefty profit. I didn't buy real estate to give anyone a deal. So naive this person is.

Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. So he can buy me out if he can afford to but THIS BLOG IS GONNA BE RIGHT HERE. You're right, who wants to read about the tumbleweeds and the cactuses. But, Route 66 is another story.

All this fluff that he's talking about doesn't bother me one bit. It makes for great blog material.