My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case!

The old fashioned way

It seems that nothing much is going on except for the couple of wanna be somebodyies on the building committee. From what I've heard it's such a turn off that many people don't even want to get involved. I don't blame them. Here's what I have to say about it: I know I can afford to stay when CCs increase, can they??? Eventually, they'll put themselves out with all their dumb ideas for the building. Exactly what we need. Time will come surely.

Ya know my son just got a package from his grand mama and I didn't have to track it on the resident pilot. All I need is a kind note from the concierge on my unitone. I haven't checked out the resident pilot thing but I highly doubt I'm missing much. Geez, even the flat screen that they bought for it doesn't even work. I guess it looks pretty hanging there. By the way, what gives for those who don't use the internet. Not everybody uses internet these days.